2009 is Almost Over and DC is Going to Hell

2009 almost squeaked by without a last-minute clusterfvck. Has anyone else noticed the surge in general mayhem that is usually reserved only for Black Friday shoppers bum-rushing the Wal-Mart at midnight?

Here are some things that have put DC in the spotlight recently: Salahi-mania, Tai Shan the panda peacing the F out of the National Zoo, Metro blazing a trail straight to We Can't Do Anything Rightsville, or Senator Corker's kid getting carjacked near the Verizon Center. Even Baltimore's mayor is getting in on this craptacular steam pile by taking and spending gift cards that were supposed to be for needy families.

What is going on, DC? It's like New Orleans all over again right before Katrina strolled in and people started looting like it was a five o'clock free crack giveaway. All I know is that there are 27 days left till 2010 and DC can't handle anymore of this asswizardry.

Thank God for Tiger Woods. Hopefully we can ride out his "transgressions" till the new year.