OMG Bristol Palin is like Totally Available

The media hounds are all over this salacious bit of gossip, but I could've told you this was coming. Celebrity couples never last. Right, Jennifer Aniston?

I guess the good thing about all of this is that Hollywood tells us single moms are an easy pick-up. I'm sure Sarah Palin, aware of this universal phenomenon, is considering the options of sending her PR nightmare of a daughter to an all-girl boarding school or just locking her in a cage for a couple of years. I know there's one guy out there that's a maverick at picking up younger women who is absolutely delighted Levi is out of the picture...