Twitter is for Suckas

One of the more annoying technologies permeating the area is twitter. If you don't know what twitter is, or what it means to tweet, basically you submit short updates (up to 140-characters) via mobile phone/IM/stolen wifi to your twitter website. People subscribed to your twitter page can then view your posted updates until they know your daily habits well enough to pull a Mr. Ripley on you.

The introverts that came up with twitter designed it to be a way to keep people updated between blog posts. I think it's just another way for that stalker you don't know about to keep better tabs on you. Regardless, nobody interesting even has a twitter account. Unless you have an unhealthy fascination about what John McCain is doing right now. Here's a list of people I think should have twitter pages:

1. Chris Brown
2. Jim Cramer
3. Coolio
4. Robert Downey Jr
5. Chris Cooley
6. David Hasselhoff
7. Jesus

The point is, the majority of people don't care what you're doing 24/7. That's why I think twitter is for suckas.