24/7 Sunglasses

I was walking to my car around 10PM tonight in Old Town Alexandria and saw it. That guy walking with a group of friends. Wearing sunglasses. At night.

What the F.

I wanted to smack them off his face. I mean seriously. Is that the new look? The popped collar for 2009? When I was in college, you'd see them everyone now and then. The guy wearing sunglasses in class, or the guy wearing them on the metro while it was underground. I'd laugh it off, but it seems like there's a looming tsunami. Pretty soon every yuppie at UVA will do it and will try to infect the rest of the Old Dominion like he started the movement. Y'all need to cut that ish out. Honestly, there are only two types of people that wear sunglasses all the time: arrogant SOBs and divas...