The New Dominion

Many of you are wondering what is happening in the Old Dominion. Virginia is turning blue. Not in the passe, emo hipster kind of way. I mean politically (and everything that comes with it).

We first felt it back in 2006- Jim Webb (D) won by the slimmest of margins over George Macaca Allen (R) in a tight Senate race. Democrats grabbed the other Senate seat two years later when Mark Warner (D) replaced old-timer John Warner (R). And in the House, Democrats hold six of the eleven seats. I'm with Joe McCain on this one: blame the communists in northern Virginia.


More recently, these communists swung Virginia blue in the 2008 Presidential election for the first time in over 40 years. The Virginia General Assembly also passed into law a bill that contained both the words "smoking" and "ban", making it clear that Virginia politics is no longer a friend of lobbyists and special interest groups. What the hell is going on? It's clear that "nova" is turning into the San Francisco of the east coast. Pretty soon the gays are going to march their DC parades into Tysons Corner. They've already taken hold of George Mason University, the last Virginia bastion of decency. You'll be seeing more of those communist farmer's market, too. I wouldn't hold it past Nancy Pelosi to bring Rice-a-roni and cable-car trolleys to our streets as well. This spread of liberal propaganda is moving throughout Virginia with a slow, painful, and rainbow-clad death. This can be a dangerous thing when the rest of Virginia owns a lot of guns and is OK with the death penalty.

So tread cautiously in those Birkenstocks, hippies.