Friday, February 20, 2009

Friday Craziness: MD Edition (Vol.1)

Exhibit A: Collin McKenzie-Gude. Don't remember this crazy person? Last year, law enforcement raided his home and found the following:
  • A map of Camp David (with presidential route marked)
  • Documentation on sniping tactics
  • Two forged government ID badges, one claiming he was a CIA employee
  • A list containing the names and addresses of several of his former teachers
  • A cache of firearms including assault rifles, shotguns, a handgun (in addition to ammunition)
  • Fifty pounds of chemicals, including several gallons of liquid used for homemade explosives
  • A "to-do" list that mentions buying equipment to convert semi-automatic rifles to fully-automatic and range-finding goggles (like the ones snipers use)
But the crazy doesn't stop there. He's only 18. And while police raided his house, he unsuccessfully tried to car-jack a 78 year old man in the parking lot of White Flint Mall hoping to evade authorities. How do you unsuccessfully steal a car from a senior citizen? That's just crazy. He's currently in jail awaiting trial in Maryland.

Too bad Guantanamo is slated to close. He could've been the Taliban's new token white guy since John Walker Lindh can't come out and play anymore.

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