Friday, April 10, 2009

Everyone Has More Money Than Me

I can't read the papers anymore. It's totally depressing. I thought we were in a for serious recession? Why is it everywhere I look, people are getting that dolla? Someone in Southeast DC just hit the lotto jackpot.
Gilbert Arenas is getting paid $111M for doing nothing. The sycophantic Megan McCain just grabbed a book deal. What's she going to write about? Nothing interesting, I'll bet. And have you read her blog? Talk about a black hole of suckitude. And they expect her to write 100+ pages? Can someone say ghostwriter?

Holy hell, even Wells Fargo posted its largest quarterly profit everrrrrr.

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