Do you think hip, trendy Muslim kids say "OMA!!" the way hip, trendy non-Muslim kids say "OMG!!"? And do those Jew crews rollin through the hood use "OMY!"?
Anyways, we got that pirate locked up in the US now. Abdiwali Abdiqadir Muse, otherwise known as the one that wasn't F'd in the A courtesy of the US Navy SEALs. I think he's going to be spending a lot of time in jail. Has the US ever tried a pirate before? I don't think he'll get a jury of his peers. Unless the Pittsburgh Pirates get served a notice for jury duty. Or the Tampa Bay Buccaneers could step in since football season isn't for a couple months. I had to google "buccaneer". Turns out it's synonymous with "pirate". I'd rather be called pirate. Either way, it's clear he won't get a fair trial and will probably spend his life in prison. Away from the sea. Dressed like a back-up dancer for MC Hammer. Seriously, that blue jumpsuit they got him in is just down-right humiliating.
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